Re: GAS #1 "Pussy Wagon"

[Carps]

I just ran this combo on my home chassis dyno and it gets 6 billion horsepower on gas.

Only a whimpy 6 billion? Man that sucker really is a pussy!
My Hemi makes ten bazillion neddies at the back wheels and eleventy five bazillion newts of talk! That's why I gotta have them big sticky rar tars!

[Carps]

In light of this I'll have to downgrade my projected power to about 4 million horsepower...

[Bryce]

In light of this I'll have to downgrade my projected power to about 4 million horsepower...

Did I mention it's street registered and runs sub two second quarters?

Geez Carps, I hope I can build a model worthy of this thread - my sides are hurting from laughing!

[Carps]

Did I mention it's street registered and runs sub two second quarters?

Only two seconds?

Man that sucker is slow.

Did my first shake down runs alast night at 1.5 seconds.

Adjusted the engine setback and traction bars today to get a little better weight transfer as it only carried the front wheels to half track. Should have it running sub 1 second times in the cool air tonight and carrying the front wheels for the full quarter mile.

Geez Carps, I hope I can build a model worthy of this thread

So does this mean you've turfed that old pussy truck into the garbage bin?
You shouldn't be too hasty dooing that. If you get it done, at least Artus will have another really wierd looking and slow car to race against.

- my sides are hurting from laughing!

Who cares about the models anyhow? it's more fun trying to psyche each other out.

[Bryce]

Did I mention it's street registered and runs sub two second quarters?

Only two seconds?

Man that sucker is slow.

Did my first shake down runs alast night at 1.5 seconds.

Adjusted the engine setback and traction bars today to get a little better weight transfer as it only carried the front wheels to half track. Should have it running sub 1 second times in the cool air tonight and carrying the front wheels for the full quarter mile.

Geez Carps, I hope I can build a model worthy of this thread

So does this mean you've turfed that old pussy truck into the garbage bin?
You shouldn't be too hasty? If you get it done at least Artus will have another really wierd looking and slow car to race against.

- my sides are hurting from laughing!

Who cares about the models anyhow? it's more fun trying to psyche each other out.

Too much I can't take anymore!!!!!!

[Carps]

Hey Bryce, shouldn't you be stroking your pussy, instead of wasting time here?

[Bryce]

Hey Bryce, shouldn't you be stroking your pussy, instead of wasting time here?

Wish I was...still at work unfortunately. Damn Pussy Wagon will never be finished at this rate!

[Paul]

I think I know what you 2 are stroking and it ain't the bristles of a paint brush!!

[Carps]

I think I know what you 2 are stroking and it ain't the bristles of a paint brush!!

But neither of us are stroking our Willys like you, eh?






Left yerself wide open for that one.

[Bryce]

I think I know what you 2 are stroking and it ain't the bristles of a paint brush!!

But neither of us are stroking our Willys like you, eh?






Left yerself wide open for that one.

CLASSIC!

[Paul]

I think I know what you 2 are stroking and it ain't the bristles of a paint brush!!

But neither of us are stroking our Willys like you, eh?








Left yerself wide open for that one.

Ummm yes!

[Bryce]

OK Carps - can we get serious for a minute? I want to put decals on but I got no class...

What class would this thing run if it had a supercharged 427?

[Carps]

Since it's a sixties model it would most likely run AA/G

In the early to mid fifties the blown cars ran A/GS
Unblown cars ran B/GS, although some smaller engine blown cars were also classified B/GS

Later the classes changed so that the blown cars were classified AA/G, BB/G, CC/G and unblown A/G, B/G etc.

By the sixties they had much more complex capacity, configuration and weight breaks for the different classes, with the double letters AA, BB, CC etc indicating blown and capacity. For excample, AA = Blown big block,BB = Blown 'medium' block, say 300 to 400 c.i. and CC = blown small block, say less than 300 cubes. A single letter A, B, C etc indicating same capacity but normally aspirated (unblown).

[Carps]

OK Carps I got no class...

OK I'm over serious and this was also too good to resist!

[tjjr07]

get up nice and early bryce. get the heater crankin and get some colour on her bits mate... she looks a little pale lol